The Donald and Vince wanted to have a challenge fight and each picked a wrestler to compete on their behalf. They'll each donate money to charity depending on the outcome, but most importantly, the winner gets to shave the loser's head. If The Donald's wrestler wins he gets to shave Vince's head, and vice versa. Ooh, are we looking forward to vice versa.
There are so many pluses to Donald getting his head shaved. We'd finally see what in the heck is going on underneath that awful comb-over. Who knows, maybe there's hidden treasure under there, or Amelia Earhart's plane or something. Also, seeing Donald Trump running around shooting off his mouth with a bald head would make up for having to see him shooting off his mouth at all. Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell could die a happy woman.
Since its professional wrestling, though, we're pretty sure that the verdict has already been agreed upon in some contract. And we'd be willing to bet (not our own locks, but maybe a shiny penny) that the contract in question has Vince McMahon getting a little more sun on his dome in the near future.
What do you think will happen in Sunday's WWE fight? Will Donald Trump be going home bald? Who do you want to win?
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