S.S. Vanessa Hudgens Gets the Motorboat

Here is Zac Efron doing his best “Really, I’m Not Gay” by motorboating “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens for the camera. It sure looks heterosexual, but let’s remember it’s Zac Efron we’re talking about here. You could just as easily pretend that Vanessa’s rack was some beefy dude’s ass crack and the salt water running down her chest was his butt sweat. It’s called the “gift of imagination.” And it’s totally free, unlike cable.

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Published 7/25/08 by


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  • i would most def love to motor boat her!
    Anonymous 8/5/08 Reply
  • omg i can't laughing at this pic i never thought zac was gay but i never thought he would do this.
    lilroxy 7/28/08 Reply
  • Wow. This is a surprising article to have on the insider website! Pretty offensive. Could be true but....unprofessional journalism. YIKES!
    Anonymous 7/25/08 Reply
  • they have stopped claiming not to be together a long time ago go get with the times. and i never thought he was gay either. and the guys butt and sweat comment is disgusting.
    roxy4589 7/25/08 Reply
  • Wtf.They claim their not together but they do this and stuff in front of cameras. i dont get it.
    Anonymous 7/25/08 Reply
  • I love it. I never thought Zac was gay anyway. Who thought that, they are dumb.
    Anonymous 7/25/08 Reply