Michael Jackson's Has No Plans to Grab His Crotch Onstage Anytime Soon

(WENN)

Michael Jackson's been feeling sickly as of late, but has not been hospitalized for his condition, despite reports indicating that that had been the case. The pop star is suffering from a lingering flu or a severe cold, but his health has not required a hospital visit.

"He was a little under the weather when he returned from Europe. He probably had a bad cold or the flu. But he was never hospitalized," Jackson's spokeswoman, Raymone Bain, said of the entertainer.

She said Jackson, 48, was in Las Vegas recording music for a new project after attending to "personal business" in Europe.


And for those of you who may have caught wind of rumors that this "new project" might include an upcoming tour, set to start in Las Vegas, TMZ is setting the record straight.

It looked like Michael Jackson was officially taking his show on the road ... and kicking it off in Las Vegas. However, Jacko's rep, Ramone Bain, says the whole thing is a "fraud."
Hmm. He's got a lot of reps, it looks like. But then again, he's Michael Jackson. Buzz surrounding word of a "Live Forever" tour first started when Michael Politz of TheVegasEye.com got his hands on an invite to an event celebrating the launch of the tour, only to find that it was, in fact, bogus. Hmm...I really hate having to write about an old-school crazy like MJ cause there SERIOUSLY is nothing left to say here that I can think of. A better blogger would be able to come up with a fresh twist on his insanity, but I really...I just...I'm vanquished. I think I have to retire now.
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