Ryan Seacrest gets bit by a shark, lives (C'MON!)

Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must've been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six:
"He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick," said one spy. "He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day."
Yeah? That's nothing. One time I got bit by a shark disguised as an alligator. Okay, maybe it was a mosquito, but in my mind it felt like an alligator who later revealed himself to be a shark, so that's what I'm telling people/chicks. Ball's in your court, Seacrest. Photo: Pacific Coast News
Published 7/29/08 by


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