Lifestyles condoms have publicly offered Miley Cyrus, who is allegedly saving herself for marriage, (emphasis on allegedly) $1 million to be their new prophylactic spokesperson.
"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex," says the company's VP of marketing, Carol Carrozza. "We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set—and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America." (Source)
On the surface, this might seem like an unlikely pairing. But if you talk to any mother who has ever been dragged to a screaming little girl-filled Hannah Montana concert, spent their entire Christmas bonus on plastic Hannah Montana crap, or been forced to sit through hours upon hours of the blithering dreck that is the Hannah Montana TV show -- I think they'll be more than happy to attest that the pull-out method is a load of ing horse.
More of Miley dressed like a jockey covered in puke last week:
Source: Contraceptive
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