Jenna Jameson’s surgery didn’t go as planned

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

For those unaware, vaginoplasty is a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina. And is Jenna the poster girl for this or what. That thing has been pummeled so much that it’s a miracle her organs haven’t started falling out. Before the surgery, her box was probably similar to the mouth of a snake. Police reports indicate Jenna’s vagina once ate a baby hippo at the zoo. No joke.

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