Lauren Conrad Didn't Design Fashion Line, Doesn't Care If It Sells

Surely she must have had some say in the matter, because it's the lukewarm, unflattering kind of crap she likes to wear. But this faux designer, faux actress is no fashionista; she's simply collecting a check.

Believe it or not, some of these dresses cost more than $200! Not being a wealthy person I've rarely spent that much on a dress, and believe me, anything I spent that much money on was truly memorable. Not this crap; I've seen more memorable rags in a truck stop restroom.

Lauren doesn't seem to care about that, though. She's too busy filming her suck-ass show and drinking every night to do any promotional work for her line. Kitson's dropped the line recently after being unable to book her for a personal appearance. They're not missing much. Those who are unlucky to be graced by Ms. Conrad's presence are subjected to a snotty, rude little diva.

OK, she's not really an intern, or a designer, or anything but this vapid little twerp stuck in her own little dream world. I wonder where she'll be in five years.

Published 7/30/08 by


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