Heather Mills Locks In to Her Niche

Heather, we have caught on.

While the world continues to be divided over whether or not she is a conniving, glorified hooker that took Sir Paul for all she could, we can unite on one point:

Heather Mills will stay on Dancing with the Stars until the end of the show, and then possibly get her own spin off.

Why?

Because she keeps taunting us with thoughts of her prosthetic leg popping off.  Just when we thought she was done talking about that event, she comes up with another point of anxiety and concern.

This week - jiving.  It is a very difficult dance.  But is it difficult enough so her leg pops off?

Probably not.  But maybe the week after. She has a hook, she has us hooked. Because no matter what, we are morbidly curious.

And by golly, we will hold on until the end.  Just like her leg.

Should we give her special treatment when rating her performance because she is physically challenged?
Published 4/1/07 by

Emily 10k+ Emily