Eva Longoria stages a coup on Bebe

32-year-old Eva Longoria knocked 21-year-old Mischa Barton off her pedestal to become the new face of Bebe Sport. Eva proudly declared,

“I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really know what works well for that type of activity. I love how stylish and comfortable the collection is.”

Aerobics instructors are hot 20-somethings who love the feel of spandex contouring their feminine body. Their teachings consist of standing in one place to effortlessly bend over and touch their toes. Clearly, aerobics is only a sport for hopeful male athletes vying for a shot at the world arm wrestling championship. So, what clothes have to do with aerobics is anyone’s guess.

Published 4/1/07 by


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