Give Me Jive, Heather Mills
"I’m worried… I've got to do the jive- you try and hop on a leg that's like concrete and the other leg bounces up and down like a trampoline."
We feel for you Heather, really we do. Especially after you get one of Paul McCartney's mansions and a $56 million divorce settlement- that's when we'll really feel for you. Poor thing.
People are still betting on whether or not her leg will fall off, and we’re thinking that will keep her in the race until they see that sucker fly across the dance floor. Sorry, but people are sick.
Do you think Heather Mills should stay in the competition just to see if her leg flies off?






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