P. Diddy Gets Some P. Ussy

The hip-hop mogul had been out drinking all night with his pals before he tipped up at Sienna’s North London pad just before 4am on Friday morning. She peeked round the door at 4.30am just to check nobody was there, while Diddy stuck his head out half an hour later. No one spotted either of them until she emerged looking pretty weary 12 hours later. It was the second time in three months that they have holed up together. In January, they were pictured at a New York hotel after a long party night.

Hey, hey, hey. No need to jump to conclusions! They were probably just playing a rousing game of “The Minister’s Cat” followed a bout of “Tiddlywinks” and “Pick-Up Sticks.” Victorian parlour games are really big among hip-hop purveyors, you know. Almost as popular as “cheating on your baby momma with a white girl.” Some traditions are just timeless!

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