Does Jen Aniston Know What 'Taking The High Road' Means?

Now that we've all heard John Mayer's side of his breakup with Jennifer Aniston, it's time for America's Favorite Punching Bag to retaliate via close friends and anonymous sources. Although John politely revealed that he was the one doing the dumping, Jen's friends insist it was the other way around — but "expect Jen to behave like a lady." And how does one behave like a lady, you ask? We hope you're taking notes:

Today's lesson involves taking the high road. If you really want to be a lady, make sure you announce this to the world and then proceed to passive-aggressively insult the other person. Feel free to point out his lack of maturity and money for maximum effect.

[John's] childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. … We’re talking about a guy who had a car waiting to take him home in New York, but he chose to walk so he could talk to the press [along the way]. He’ll drag this out until there’s someone new.

Jen was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of [Mayer's] wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. … Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.

[Source]

Permalink | post a comment | Add to del.icio.us | Digg
Post tags: , , , , ,

Published 8/18/08 by


MollyGood

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.