Uh Oh - Mariah Says She Married Her Mom

We couldn’t agree more, Mariah. It’s like Nick is mothering you all the time, yet he has a penis! It’s only been four months, but you can already hear a hint of disappointment in Mariah’s choice of words.

“When I was a kid there was an ice storm in the suburbs. We went to Manhattan to stay with a friend of my mom’s. There was nobody on the road. It was this moment that could’ve been scary for a kid, but she made it festive,” she says.

“That’s what Nick is like. He takes the hard part of a situation and makes it celebratory.”

You hear that? Nick makes walking down scary streets festive. These are the building blocks of marriage people!

We always say you should marry your best friend, but no one ever says your husband should resemble your mother.

Published 8/19/08 by

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