Newlyweds Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt have separated after only eight weeks of marriage. Insiders* speculate the reason for the split being that he was Chris Kattan and she was any woman other than Helen Keller; and therefore could still see and hear that she was married to Chris Kattan. On a positive note, Sunshine Tutt is now the unofficial world record holder for "Longest Marriage to Chris Kattan."
*In other words, "the writer of this blog."
More wedding photos, which were just released like less than a week ago: (Oh, the irony!)
Source: Epic Fail
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