Religion Helped Spencer Not Kick Mary Kate’s Small Butt

“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’ And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’ Now looking back, I apologize. You know, I didn’t need to go to the throat on her … that’s just part of this industry.”

There’s that war going on over there in Iraq but Spencer’s right, Jesus cares about his public girl fights with Mark Kate. Totally!

Whenever Spencer exploits his private relationship with the most powerful celebrity in the world, he sure does get a lot of press.

Can Spencer even open his mouth without bringing up Mary Kate?

I’m trying to live a more positive, holy life, but it takes work. It’s hard not sinning, you know?

Yeah, the whole “living without sin” thing is difficult for reality stars.

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