Sweet Sixteen

Sweet Sixteen: (Phrase) Used to refer to the age of sixteen as characterized by prettiness and innocence in a girl.

Miley Cyrus is throwing her sixteenth birthday party at Disneyland on October 5th -- and guess what? Just a few lucky several to tens of thousands of her fans are totally invited!

There's also going to be a special fireworks display during what Cyrus calls "one rockin' night ... totally awesome." She'll sing some songs, too.

The public is invited, as the event will benefit a good cause, Youth Service America, which helps improve the lives of people ages 5 to 25. Priced at $250, a limited number of tickets to Miley's Sweet 16 - Share the Celebration will go on sale Saturday, Aug. 30, at 9 a.m. PT. (Source)

Hmm... Is it just me or does this seem like less of a "birthday party" and more of an elaborately staged publicity event in a last ditch effort to try to repair Miley's rapidly tarnishing image? Yeah, that might work for a whole five minutes... Until the footage from Miley's unofficial birthday party surfaces on the internet, which will more than likely include an entire bottle of peach schnapps and Miley in her underwear. You know how that old saying goes: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make her stop being such a dumb, ty retard all the time.

Miley wearing a flowy dress recently: (Do I smell preggos rumors??)
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