Donald Trump's Hair is Spared

If there were any believers in the reality of professional wrestling left, they should've wizened up on Sunday.  As predicted, Donald Trump's wrestler in the WWE "Battle of the Billionaires" beat out WWE owner Vince McMahon's wrestler during Wrestlemania over the weekend.

In what was clearly a publicity stunt for both WWE and The Donald. The match pitched two chosen wrestlers against each other on behalf of Donald and Vince.  At stake was the right to shave the other person's head on live television. Big shocker- Trump won.

We definitely called the outcome of this one last week.  Too bad we didn't place any bets of our own.  The match (and ensuing baldness) just proves that pro wrestling is about as real as reality television.  Think about it.

Obviously, The Donald never intended to lose his hair in the wager. Though we would've loved a double-cross by Vince McMahon and his wrestlers to throw the fight the other way.

Can you imagine the Christmas morning-like glee that would've spread across the nation from a cue-balled Donald Trump on the front of the Monday papers?  We can, and boy would it have been great.
Published 4/3/07 by

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