God Punishes Britney Spears

Boy, Britney Spears just gets hotter by the day. First the shorn puss, then the shorn head, and now the complexion of a thirteen year old boy. All she needs now is a few sprigs of hair around her nipples and maybe a little ringworm or impetigo and I’d go ahead and turn gay. Are those boils on her face? Because I learned in Sunday school that boils were one of the ten plagues God imposed upon Egypt because he hated brown people and three-dimensional triangles. And apparently washed-up pop stars. I wouldn’t be surprised to find Britney careening down a river of blood in a hailstorm of locusts and frogs. So, come on, Angel of Death! Do your stuff already!
Published 4/3/07 by


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