Optimist

Optimist: (Noun) A person disposed to take a favorable view of things.

Kim Kardashian has a theory, everybody! That's right, the girl who is famous solely for having a "big ass and a sex tape" is actually capable of forming conjectures on a higher plane of thinking. I know, right? So what is this awe-inspiring postulation of hers? That bloggers make fun of her because we just love her so damn much. While speaking with moviefone about her upcoming Disaster Movie:

I really don't think that critics ... it's just kind of like everything else ... on all the blogs that you read, all the comments could be nasty, but the person's so popular. So I have a new "hate is the new love" theory. And I just think that the movies speak for themselves. (Source)

Reverse psychology, bitches! So when I say I wouldn't watch her ty new movie with Helen Keller's eyes, apparently it's only because I secretly think it's so awesome. Does that make sense? No? Well, you know what does make sense, unfortunately? Really, really stupid effing people with disposable income. Lots of them.

From from the Idiocy Tour '08:
Source: Optimist
Published 8/28/08 by

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