Deep Thoughts from the Desk of Jessica Simpson

Deep Thoughts from the Desk of Jessica Simpson

Start the count down to the Romo-Simpson breakup. Jessica went and declared her undying love for Tony Romo….to People magazine.

This dumb bitch just doesn’t learn. Kinda like a puppy that keeps wizzing on the carpet no matter how many times you rub it’s nose it in. Simpson made the cover of the magazine because Michael Phelps is busy humping anything that has breasts and a heart beat. So to make it worth reading, she once again opens her mouth and releases stupid.

“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life,’ ” she confesses in the latest cover story. “I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

Ummm….didn’t you say it to half the football team, Nick Lachey, John Mayer and Adam Levine? Whateves. I am guessing this time next month she will be back on a cover with the title “I Hated Football Anyway…That is the Game Where They Wear Funny Hats in a Pool Right?”

The entire interview seemed centered around men she has let ride her tilt-o-whirl. When asked about John Mayer she came up with some PC bullshiz.

“I had to regain self-esteem and self-value. I just love, so I don’t understand when people can’t do exactly what I do.”

It would have been way hotter if she said, “”I had to regain self-esteem and a prescription for penicillin.”

[People]

Published 8/28/08 by


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  • I think that was a real smart move on her part. I AM SO GLAD THAT SHE IS TELLING HER OWN STORY!!!!
    That dumb BITCH that wrote this article's got a lot of nerve. If you don't like what she's got to say by pass her article, so that makes you the dumb...
    Anonymous 9/3/08 Reply
  • jessica not stupied or dumb and she is beeter than britney
    fadylover1234 8/30/08 Reply
  • whats is the matter with the person that wrote this?????? there is no need to call her a dumb B**CH. if she happy let her be! am not a massive fan of her but i think she cops way to much negative media because people love to hate people who are more...
    Anonymous 8/28/08 Reply
  • It is sad that this girl has become such a dimwit. She can sing ??? She still can't be bigger and better than Britney. Her mtv show ruined her.
    rubysan 8/28/08 Reply
  • Why does People feel compelled to put this stupid woman on its cover yet again? Was the Democratic convention really as bad as I thought? It's the same old thing -- T&A sells and Jessica has as much T&A -- much more than she has brains.
    As the...
    MISSMOO 8/28/08 Reply
  • it she brb say leave her alone
    fadylover1234 8/28/08 Reply