The Party's Wherever The DJ Isn't Playing Heidi Montag's Music

Heidi Montag isn't a typical singer in that she can't sing in any way, shape or form, she doesn't tour the country with her music and she feels the urge to release a new single every few days. The latest is titled "Party's Wherever I Am," which we can only assume is another song about Christianity and Jesus. It's gotten to the point now where we can listen to an entire Heidi song without feeling the urge to stab our eardrums — it's like our body has developed a defense mechanism in which it tunes out the "music" and makes us numb inside. This can't be good.

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Post tags: Bad Music, Heidi Montag, Jesus, The Hills

Published 9/2/08 by

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