Energy Suckers

Something about these two just rubs me the wrong way. Is it because I heard that she's his beard? Is it her Pizza Hut commercials? Is it because he reminds me of when you have a female friend and she brings her new boyfriend she met at grad school around, and he thinks he's really funny and laid-back and suave but you know he's the type to tell a homeless person to dance for him to earn the dollar? Yeah, he's that guy. He's really just William Zabka from "The Karate Kid" hiding behind a down-home intelligentisa/ coffee bar/James Taylor wannabe/strummin' those chords veneer.

(Splash)

Published 4/4/07 by


A Socialite's Life

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