Samantha Declares - I Will Marry My Love (Psssst that’s Lindsay)

Samantha Ronson elusively told a room full of drugged up LA party people that she was going to marry Lindsay Lohan by the end of this year. So it’s confirmed by everyone, the U Haul’s rented, now we just need Linds to say she’s a fur trader. (We can make those kinds of jokes because we’re gay, don’t try this in public.)

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” -Hollywood Backwash

As such a pubic figure, wouldn’t Lindsay have to come out first? Or is the wedding day her coming out?

Uh oh..we feel a Madonna music montage coming on..

Daddy, daddy if you could only see.

Just how good Sam’s been treating me.

You’d give us your blessing right now.

Cuz we are in Looooove. WE ARE IN LOVE…so

Papa Don’t preach, you’re a creep you see

Papa don’t preach…

You know the rest.

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Published 9/11/08 by

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