Sunday Best

Sunday Best: (Noun) A person's best clothes, worn to church or on special occasions.

Miley Cyrus brought her new guy, underwear model and and aspiring country singer Justin Gaston to church with her in Pasadena this weekend. And as you see, the two got decked out in their finest wifebeater/belt/jeans ensembles for the occasion.

What a load of unfair crap. When I was Miley's age, my parents used to force me to put on stockings and before they'd cart me off to church, just so I could skip out and loiter at the Dunkin' Donuts down the street for an hour. These outfits here look like they would have been much more appropriate for getting my loiter and smoke on. Either way though, I guess a "wifebeater" is still technically appropriate church wear, since I'm pretty sure the Bible says stuff about smackin' your woman around a bit when she doesn't obey.

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