Mary Kate & Ashley's Secret Project

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The skeletal duo formerly known as the Olsen twins are adding a new project to their billion dollar empire.  Mary Kate and Ashley are starting their own high-end fashion line, named The Row.

We don't really get why anyone would want to plunk down their hard-earned dollars for garments created by Mary Kate and Ashley, though.   After all, the girls are among the worst dressed women in showbiz.  Do people really want to pay good money to look like a hobo?

The pint-sized pair is infamous for their senile grandma looks – including matted hair, baggy dresses, and poorly applied make-up.   Mary Kate and Ashley may pay a lot for their designer clothes, but they still manage to always look like trash.

The Olsens' company is named after London's super fashionable Savile Row shopping district.  But, in our opinion, the only row that these girls' clothes belong on is skid row.

Would you want to buy from their new clothing line?
Published 4/7/07 by

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  • I agree with LaFonda, give these girls a break. Mary Kate and Ashely are successful and deserve everything they get because they have worked very hard for their rewards. Anyone who thinks differently can only be considerd jealous.

    Be happy to see...
    Anonymous 8/28/07 Reply
  • Oh please let's give them a break...not all fashion designers design their clothes based on their own dressing! And let's face it, these gals have NOTHING to lose. It's all small change to them.
    LaFonda 4/9/07 Reply