It has been obvious from the first time he graced televisions with his bad Revlon hair color attempt. Now he has minions to highlight his mane. On People’s cover Aiken finally celebrates his son’s first photo op by coming out of the proverbial closet. Clay held little Parker with the gigantic bold letters, “Yes I’m Gay” overpower the mention of being a new dad. Parker Foster Aiken was born on August 8th and is just over a month old as he gets his first airbrushing.
Awww! I am glad that he finally tossed aside the old Christmas presents and burst out of the closet with his turkey baster baby. The cover is a bit disappointing. You know when Tom Cruise comes out he is going to be on the cover riding a spray painted miniature pony with a unicorn horn glued on it while midgets dressed in Cupid outfits drop glitter on Cher. Eh..I shouldn’t play to the stereotypes. It is degrading. But Tommy Girl will find an excuse to ride minature ponies around and you know it.
What Others Said:
The Blemish: “Jesus. I haven’t been this surprised since I found out Chris Rock was black.”
Dlisted: “Do you hear that? It’s the sound of thousands of middle-aged conservative Claymates tearing down their Gayken shrines. Hahaha! We told you, dumb bitches!”
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