Nicole Kidman Knocked Up by Water

WTF? I guess Keith Urban and his highlights were not needed for the Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy. All it took was for her to go swimming.

Kidman, who I am thinking has had her foil helmet penetrated by Tommy Girl, believes that her “miracle pregnancy” was due to swimming in the Kununurra. The waterfall is located in the Australian Outback.

“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child but it happened on this movie. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

Nic gave birth to her daughter on July 7th. Sunday Rose is the first biological child for Kidman. She shares two other children with Tom Cruise. Bella and Connor were adopted by the former power couple when she was 25. She also accredits her the water with an easy birth.

“And also I had a birth that I was blessed with, a labour that was very good and a baby that was very good to me in that regard.”

So she didn’t scribble “Sunday was here” on her uterus on the way out. Big deal. I was the bitch in the birthing classes who answered the question “Who is going to indulge in a epidural?” with a hand raised yelling “If you think I am going to bite down on an old shoe while I push a 8 lb roast beef through a Pringles can, you are delusional. Give me drugs!”

A Socialite’s Life- “This Botoxed loon is going to have women with fertility problems hauling ass to the Outback.”

Bitten and Bound- “Does that mean that Keith Urban had nothing to do with it? We’re just asking…..”

[Daily Mail]

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