God's Will

God's Will: (Noun) The omnipotence of a divine being.

While Travis Barker and DJ AM are both in stable condition, a police officer on the scene gave an interview as to what he witnessed the day of the plane crash.

"You could tell he was in pain," Lt. Jason Shumpert of the South Congaree Police Department told the Associated Press on Wednesday. "He just kept saying, 'That's my friends in the plane, that's my friends in the plane,'" Shumpert said.

"It was divine intervention that they got out," he said. (Source)

Don't get me wrong, I think it's totally great that this didn't turn out to be a bigger tragedy than it already was... But damn: really? Divine intervention? I should have known God was some douchebag who listens to Blink 182. I bet he also wears a faux-hawk and pops his collars, too.
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Published 9/25/08 by

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