Howard K. Stern Reportedly Ready To Concede Babydaddy Sweepstakes To Whoever Actually Fathered Dannielynn Smith

Howard K. Stern Finding It Was Way Easier To Evade The Whole DNA Issue When Anna Nicole Was Still Around
TMZ is reporting an "all systems go" for the Big Daddy Reveal tomorrow, with major players in the Dannielynn Smith paternity case descending upon Nassau, including the expert from Ohio who oversaw the testing, and frontrunner Larry "Bullseye" Birkhead, seen here excitedly boarding an American Airlines flight, daydreaming about which terrifyingly oversized stuffed animal he'll present his newly won daughter with first. As for Howard K. Stern, the site quotes "unimpeachable sources" who insist he won't challenge for custody if the baby isn't his:

If Larry Birkhead is confirmed to be Dannielynn's biological father, Howard will not challenge custody. [...]

The first person to challenge Howard on custody was Virgie Arthur -- not Larry Birkhead. Howard is dedicated to Virgie Arthur not having custody of Dannielynn. He is well aware of how Anna Nicole felt about 'Mommy Dearest'



Howard wants Anna Nicole to be remembered as an icon like Marilyn Monroe, and he knows a lot of damage has been done to her image in the past two months...

Stern needn't worry, as no amount of creepy clown face videos or autopy reports revealing enough drugs in her system to kill a team of Clydesdales will ever be enough to jeopardize Anna Nicole's legacy as our era's lost bombshell. It's now merely a matter of playing the waiting game, and we may by this time tomorrow have already learned which oval--A) Howard, B) Larry, or C) Prince Zsa Zsa the Fourth or D) None of the Above--has been filled in with scientific certainty by a DNA expert's number two pencil.
Published 4/9/07 by


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