Judge Bruno Tonioli said Ian Ziering started out as McDreamy but turned into McStiffy (evil twins on an x-rated version of Grey's Anatomy perhaps?).
Julianne Hough and Apolo Anton Ohno claimed to have a solid brother/sister relationship, but dancing a waltz like that with your sister can get you arrested in 23 states.
Billy Ray Cyrus and Karina Smirnoff filled in the fetish niche with judge Carrie Ann Inaba calling their dance "oddly awkward and sexy, and hot and strange." Hmmm, we're not sure what Carrie's into at home, but we'd rather not find out.
And can someone tell us, who's the drag queen dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy? Oh, sorry, that's Laila Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like Divine. (Insert 70s porno music here.)
Who do you think should go?
Are Cloris Leachman's routines more comedy than dance?
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