Heather Locklear was crazy

Heather Locklear was crazy
The Daily Mail has more details on what led up to Heather Locklear’s DUI arrest on Saturday in Santa Barbara, California. Witnesses say Heather was “revving her engine loudly and repeatedly reversing over a pair of sunglasses in a car park in SB.” She then parked on the highway and “stumbled into traffic.”

Police made the 47-year-old balance on one foot to see if she was sober - but she had to steady herself on a road sign.

Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said following the call from the resident, an officer found Locklear’s car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane in Montecito, a wealthy community about 90 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

A CHP officer was also caught taking pictures of Heather with their cellphone during the arrest. Officials claim he was documenting the scene, but others at CHP say officers aren’t allowed to use their personal cells, especially when they are arresting a celebrity. The videos and photos are being turned over to the D.A.

A week from now, Heather will be back on the streets. The judge will say running over a pair of sunglasses isn’t a crime and she stumbled into traffic because a bee was chasing her. Then he’ll sacrifice his virgin daughter in Heather’s name because celebrities are like gods in SoCal.

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  • Heather is a great celeb. Who in this world hasn't drove after drinking until they really thought about it and decided it was bad. Most everyone! Don't lie now, she is probably a great lady, mom and resident. I would never think bad of her, I would...
    Anonymous 10/1/08 Reply