Snaps: Shut Up

GOD SIENNA MILLER. Shut up shut up shut up! (Yeeeah!)

Audrina Patridge has a veritable half-dozen of facial expressions. (The Blemish)

Heather Graham shines in a yellow dress. (usemycomputer)

OK... Now this is pretty creepy: celebrity Barbie dolls. (Seriously? OMG!)

Suri Cruise is going to be totally ed up when she gets older. (Cele)

Heather Locklear was framed! Apparently the culprit was in cahoots with her insanely dilated pupils. (Celebslam)

Clive Owen's face wasn't good enough. (Agent Bedhead)

More of Lindsay Lohan in what appears to be a denim bikini. (popoholic)

Kurt Cobain can't rid himself of crazy es, even in death. (Rad Report)

Wax Michael Phelps is even more unattractive than regular Michael Phelps. (popbytes)

Leonardo "Arnie" DiCaprio wants to settle down and have kids. Ladies? The lines forms to the left. (Lainey Goss)

The new "Knight Rider" is a quote unquote ing Piece of . (Pajiba)

This is totally unrelated to anything, but my sister works in a book store and she informed me that the stupidest customer purchase of the day was Myspace for Dummies. I wonder which chapter "Taking the most flattering downward angle pictures that makes your eyes really big and shows your cleavage" falls under?
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