Jessica Alba Brings Her Annoyance to Vote Ads, Muzzles Hayden Panettiere

To bad they didn’t muzzle Jessica Alba with a permanent Hannibal mask. I am all about getting people out to vote and rocking the polls or whatever the current cliché is. However, the level of corny is making me fear the vote. Like if I go to the polls she will be peeking under curtains asking if she can make my voting experience a more pleasurable one. To which I would respond by peeing a little and running to Canada.

What Others Said:

The Superficial- “I’m an avid political junkie who understands this is an important election year. That being said, if people out there vote for the next president solely because Jessica Alba told them to and wore one of those freaky Hannibal Lecter masks, I’m moving to Canada.”

Dlisted- “When we go to the polls in November, can we vote to keep MiserAlba this way permanently?”

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