Halle Berry Named Sexiest Woman Alive

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Of the title, Halle did her usual, offering to "share" it with all of us other, not-even-close-to-being-as-hot-ever-in-our-dreams women. But still, we appreciate the sentiment.

"Being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it," the gorgeous mom of Nahla said of the honor. "I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment."

Still waiting for my moment...

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