Paris Hilton to Palin: "You’ve Got a Hot Bod"

In November's Harper's Bazaar, the heiress - who just taped a second FunnyorDie spoof in which she runs for "fake president" - talks about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the White House and her own presidential style.

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton jokes. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

See photos of Sarah Palin on the campaign trail.

(Incidentally, if the heiress had to pick a running mate, she says she'd choose "Rihanna, of course. She's hot.")

Describing her presidential style, Hilton says, "I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year.

"Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans," she cracks. "Country first."

Take note, Obama or McCain: Hilton says that "in these trying economic times" she believes "the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool."

Her presidential platform?

"I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control," she jokes. "I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves."

Who will be appoint to her cabinet?

"I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua]," she says.

Adds Hilton, "I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom.

"I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties."

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