Nikki Blonsky Vigorously Denies Crotch-Abuse Charges [Feuds]

So far we can all agree that each family's hard-earned Caribbean respite ended with a collision at the Providenciales International Airport, where the Blonskys were holding seats at the departure gate. The Goldens objected, and the B-list the the D-list fan:

Things took a nasty turn, she says, when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. "That's when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, ' you, you white bitch.' And she closed her fist and punched me," says Blonsky.

And what of the epithets, crotch-kick and suckerpunch that Golden told Tyra Banks laid out her mother with a fractured skull? "Absolute lies," Blosnky insists. Right on cue, Inside Edition mere minutes ago speed-dialed Golden for her reply, which went about the way you'd expect, with a denial she ever punched Blonsky and the unequivocal confirmation, "I witnessed Nikki Blonsky take her foot and kick my mom in her lower abdomen." (The broadcast airs tonight, hooray.)

Of course, "Tracy Turnblad" was in fact "decked out" by someone in the Golden gang, if the videotaped play-by-play is to be believed. And for the "crotch" to suddenly become the "lower abdomen" (People reported it as the "groin," but a low blow is a low blow) implies a conspicuous change in Golden's story that will be duly noted by our own legal observers at Defamer HQ, not to mention the tropical island judge who will hear the case later this winter. We'll likely next pick this one up at that time, lest our scorecards' clutter inhibit the justice sure to come.

• Nikki Blonsky: Airport Brawl Left Me 'Destroyed' [People]