Dina Lohan Parties Like She's Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan Parties Like She's Dina Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's skanky, running-off-at-the-mouth mother can party like her daughter and then some. According to Page 6, 60-year-old Dina just spent the weekend tearing up Miami - she was seen boozing poolside at the Shore Club and later at Grass on Friday night, then swilling $750 bucks worth of comped vodka and champagne with some 20-year-old pals at Suite on Saturday. Dina, however, disputes all this, telling Page 6:

We weren't drinking at all . . . We were there to see a DJ named Justin and possibly sign him.

Right Dina - because when you go to a club to see a DJ you never drink. You need to keep your head clear so you can judge his mad skeelz. And by the way - what the hell were you planning on signing him to do? Deejay for you, or service your skanky old ass? What, you can't get a man legitimately and have to hire them now? I've got a suggestion then Dina - why not buy a house close to the Mexican border and rent a billboard. Stick a heavily-photoshopped picture of your booze-ravaged self on the sign, and then an address. Then just sprawl yourself out on the sofa, leaving the front door unlocked. Ay, caramba!

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Published 4/11/07 by


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