Happily Ever After, Or Just Postdated?

It's official - the Anna Nicole DNA results are in. Thought the participants were under a court enforced 'gag order', Larry Birkhead emerged from the hearing looking like the cat that swallowed the canary. For those who can't read body language, or are blind to the blatantly obvious, Larry went on to drop some comments about Dannielynn coming to live with him. A crest fallen Howard Stern said that he would not contest the results. So maybe he wasn't as much of a heal as everyone thought. AS if that weren't enough of a happy ending, a little girl and her 100's of millions of dollars has just found a home in this cold, cruel world. Now I never said anything about 'Happily Ever After'.

Speaking of gags, Anna Nic's diaries and other personal effects are becoming public. Amongst them are a selection of home made porno video's with a SM theme. Don Imus can't wait!

Today's Random Eye Candy is Jill Hennessy from NBC's Crossing Jordon. She's the medical Examiner who adds new meaning to the phrase "lucky stiff". Sorry about that. It was a "Don Imusism".

Speaking of 'Dirty Donnie', it looks like NBC is going to 'minus Imus', for a little while anyway. It seems that NBC has found the need to officially chastise him for his on air antics. This is what comes of letting befuddled older men watch sweaty young women. I'm sure that Imus is also an avid reader of Powerboobs... I mean Power Girl Comics as well! As I said yesterday, I sure the old fellow is suffering from some sort of dementia. Considering his 40 year career of radio profanity, though, how would anyone ever tell?

Bollywood's most anticipated nuptials may really be going ahead. Aishawarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan announced that they would be marrying on Feb 19 - as per permission of their respective families, and upon the advice of their astrologers. Feb 19 came and went, with out any wedding, leaving many to wonder whether it was just some crass publicity stunt to jack up their movie GURU. Now it appears as if they will be tying the knot later this month, on April 20 to be precise. So what was out of whack? The astrologers?

By the way Anne Hathaway has a new project in the works. She going to be playing Spy Chick 99, opposite Steve Carrell, in the new Get Smart flick.

Also look for a topless Halle Berry in the upcoming issue of Esquire Magazine. She'll do anything to promote her Perfect Stranger film.

The Phil Spector murder trial is taking a new turn. A former girlfriend of the music producer, Devra Robitaille, has testified that Spector twice pointed guns at her, when she tried to leave his residence. 4 other women may also testify about Spector's predilection for gunplay as foreplay. Spector is charged with killing B movie actress Lana Clarkson.

Thought of the day:

There never was any heart truly great and gracious, that was not also tender and compassionate.

Robert South (1634-1716)
Cleric

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have deference for others governs our manners.

Laurence Sterne (1713-1768)
Writer

Now for the tasty treats:

TO PREPARE:

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Place shrimp in a 9 by 13-inch baking dish. Sprinkle shrimp with lemon juice. Combine bread crumbs, garlic, parsley, Parmesan, and oregano in a small bowl. Sprinkle bread crumb mixture over shrimp. Pour butter on top. Bake 10 to 15 minutes, or until hot and bubbly. Serve over angel hair pasta.

SERVES: 4 - 6

What happens when ana ctor loses the ablity to Bull? Well let's look back at one of the memorable moments in movie history!

Breakdown, or breakthrough??

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