Kenny Chesney Sings about Split with Renee Zellweger

Kenny Chesney who is still deep in the closet with Tom Cruise. Oh don’t even act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. He is still freaked out that Renee Zellweger dumped his ass rather than be his beard. Kenny was so hurt that he ran away to hunt cabana boys in the Virgin Islands, I mean to work on his new album ‘Lucky Sun’.

“I got in a plane and went down to the Virgin Islands. I was completely by myself. I didn’t want to be around anybody,” tough bitch Chesney says. “So the next thing you know, it’s me and a pen, and I sat down and wrote a lot of lines of this song, ‘Nowhere to Go, Nowhere to Be.’”

Kenny is ready to move on to his next cowboy..er his next love. I heard that Tom Cruise and Ricky Martin went to his house to cheer him up. They made popcorn and cried over Jake Gyllenhaal in “Brokeback Mountain”. No I made that up but you know it could happen!

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