I Can Only Assume that Aubrey O’Day is Plotting Some Manner of Terrorist Attack on the Major Cultural Sites of New York City

I mean, really, people, let’s think this through.

Wednesday night, she was at the New York Public Library.

And Thursday night, she showed up at an event at the American Museum of Natural History.

If she sets foot in the Met on Friday night, I’m going to alert the authorities.

Because I really can’t think up any other reason for Aubrey O’Day to want to be surrounded by so much information.

Published 10/17/08 by

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