MADONNA HAS FOUND A BABY

MADONNA HAS FOUND A BABY
Last October, Madonna’s publicist said “I can confirm Madonna is in Malawi on a private visit.  She is building an orphanage and child care center and is involved in other initiatives geared toward helping children orphaned by AIDS … She has not adopted a baby, despite reports that she has”.   This, of course, was AFTER Madonna had chosen a one-year-old to adopt.  So even though her publicist is again denying any adoptions, the London Sun says:
Madonna has “set her heart” on adopting Malawian tot Grace after watching video footage of her playing in an orphanage.  She fell for the smiling three-year-old as she viewed a documentary about a £2million day care home she is funding for orphans in the impoverished African country.
A source says, “Madonna saw a film of children at a place called The Consol Home.  She spotted a beautiful girl called Grace who lit the room with her smile, and fell head over heels for her.  Madonna kept saying, ‘That girl has so much love in her. I want to help her achieve her potential’.  But adoption officials are being very strict after the uproar when Madonna adopted David. They know Grace is her first choice, but have insisted she looks at other girls first — and that the final decision is theirs.”
Madonna is still an idiot, but I guess her efforts with orphans are more noble than mine, which mostly include pointing at them and saying "WHY DON'T YOU GET A FAMILY, JERK!" as I drive by in my fancy limousine.  Then me and my buddies laugh and high five to acknowledge my well-played zinger.
Published 4/13/07 by


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