In space, Paris Hilton won’t be the only vacuous hole

In space, Paris Hilton won’t be the only vacuous hole
Along with Moby, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver, Paris Hilton too has paid a $200,000 deposit to secure her seat on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic, in 2010. Although, she’s a little hesitant to go through with it. If Star Trek and Howard the Duck have taught her anything, it’s that space travel can be dangerous. Paris said:

“I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’”

Paris won’t have to worry about that whole “coming back” thing because she’ll be put in a “VIP” space pod segregated from everyone else. Her flight will make a special trip directly into the Sun. “That Paris Hilton. What a pioneer!,” they’ll say. “First person to almost land on the Sun without disintegrating.”

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