On The Spot: Oh Baby!

Michael Jordan is familiar with breaking records, but the latest one
isn't one that he'll celebrate. MJ's impending divorce from his wife
of 18 years, Juanita Vanoy, will officially become the most expensive
divorce in history. The settlement will likely require Mike to cough
up a cool $150 million.

Justin Timberlake admits to ringing up Britney Spears when the going
got tough for her. The kind-hearted singer called to check in on the
fallen pop star when she headed to rehab back in February. Does
Justin want to hit it one more time?

Madonna fueled speculation about another African baby adoption,
giving Angelina Jolie fierce competition for the Celebrity Adopter of
the Year award. Madge's flack insists that she's going back to Malawi
to continue her charity work in the country. Let's hope "charity
work" isn't code for more illegal baby trafficking!

New dad Larry Birkhead is thinking of pulling a Jolie, too. But, in
this case, it's about being one step ahead of the paparazzi. The
father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, Larry is
considering selling snaps of him and his baby girl to a magazine and
beating out the photog feeding frenzy that's bound to happen as soon
as the pair returns to the U.S. We're thinking he'll use that money to upgrade from his 1 bedroom condo on Burbank.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's least dysfunctional daughter, Tallulah,
is changing her name. The winning moniker is the similar but brief
"Lula".