Oh, I see you’re off to do some partying together.
Before that happens, I have an idea I would like you to seriously consider.
Courtenay, you have an ‘e’ that you’re totally not using. Brittny desperately needs one. Courtenay, please give Brittny your ‘e’. It’s called “sharing,” girls. It’s what friends do. But you wouldn’t know much about that, now would you?
Meanwhile, Courtenay’s been slapped with a suit by a Las Vegas security guard for beating him up while she was wasted. He tried to cuff her and she hit him in the face, screaming “Do you even know who I am, ing idiot?…Google me, you dumb .”
Oh, Courtenay. It’s impossible to Google you. No one can remember how to spell your damn name.
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