Alessandra Ambrosio celebrates her 26th birthday

As I mentioned before, Alessandra Ambrosio turned 26 last Wednesday. And what’s a birthday without a birthday party. Unfortunately, my invitation was lost in the mail. Sorry to let you down Alessandra. I know you wanted to make out with me instead of that douche in those pictures. Lucky for you, I’ve sent you my address a bajillion times and since my letters stopped being returned to sender, I assume we’re together now. So, just show up at my place with a trench coat and nothing else. Until tonight lover, Happy Belated Birthday. XOXO.

Bonus pictures include Alessandra sucking on a strawberry and Alessandra sucking on her fingers. Both of which made magic happen in my pants. A ridiculous amount of pictures after the jump.

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Published 4/16/07 by


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