Updated 11:48 a.m. ET (scroll down) What do Snoop Dogg and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins have to do with today's presidential election? Absolutely nothing. (Getty Images) As long as we're planning to do our duty and vote (if you're a registered voter, find your polling place here), I think it only fair that we have a neutral corner in which to retreat from all the backing-and-forthing, lefting-and-righting and exit-polling. A place where we can put aside partisan politics and agree on certain inalienable truths. Truths that tether us to reality because, like the sun rising each morning, these things will always be so: Paris Hilton will never be a Ph.D candidate, the Olsen twins will ALWAYS look 14-years-old, Suri Cruise is (probably) wearing a dress today, Oprah Winfrey is never going away, somewhere Amy Winehouse is waking up and looking for her ratty pink ballet slippers, and, yes, Diddy
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