Dirty Dancing with the Stars

Dancing With The Stars
This week's episode of Dancing with the Stars was all about sex. With the samba and rumba, the footwork reflected the sensual and not-so-sensual sides of the celebrity dancers.

Our favorites included Laila Ali's hot and heavy rumba, Ian Ziering's graceful but stiff number, and Joey Fatone's flourishing touches (a la his juicy bum). While Apolo Ohno's moves were a favorite with the judges, he and his partner's supposedly sexy samba was like watching brother and sister
dance. While we liked the outfits, their dance just didn't do it for
us.

Without a doubt, the worst dances of the week were former
basketball-er Clyde Drexler's impersonation of a telephone pole (ie:
just standing there) and Billy Ray Cyrus's sloppy, disinterested
rumba. We'd like to petition the Dancing producers to bend the rules
this week and throw both of them off the show.

This week's recap wouldn't be complete without commenting on Heather
Mills' performance, though. In spite of her silver-sequined Fred
Flintstone dress, we kind of enjoyed her dance number. That is until
she tipped over at the end. And then we enjoyed it immensely.


What did you think of this week's dances? Who do you think will get
the boot this week?
Published 4/17/07 by

Emily 10k+ Emily

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