Angelina Jolie Is Annoyingly Perfect

Angelina Jolie Is Annoyingly Perfect
I look at these pictures of Angelina and I am just…bitter.  I pray that surgical intervention is the cause of a stomach that flat four months out from having twins.  I’m two years out from having one kid and the road is still long for me.  Her skin is just glowing, she looks happy and she has Brad Pitt in her bed.  I find many celebrities to be so ridiculously fake but there is something that feels genuine about AJ that I cannot deny. 

So yeah, happy for you Ange.  Mad at you.  Understand that I’m almost three months off of sugar and flour.  My reaction to your appearance is visceral…can you blame me?

Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black today at the Kung Fu Panda DVD Release in Hollywood.

Published 11/9/08 by

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  • The things that Angelia has done for children all over the world has been outstanding. She has helped many. But perfect is a strong term that I do not think that even she can live up to. None of us are perfect.
    Anonymous 11/18/08 Reply
  • Anyone see pics of brad lately? He is not aging well. His hair is ok, but his face looks so old especially compared to Angie's.
    Anonymous 11/17/08 Reply
  • Pretty face -- But her arms are veiny. And her legs, anorexic and saggy. Yuck !
    Anonymous 11/17/08 Reply
  • To does of you who find this psychotic freak beautiful check out the photos before the nose job, chin implant, brow lift, lip enhancement, etc. There's a nice one on you tube video that shows her profile before and after surgery. There's a big...
    Anonymous 11/17/08 Reply
  • I agree, Angelina is a beautiful woman
    but people need to call her what she is...and we all know what that is. She seems to be a loving mother. But come on now, she keeps having babies with Brad Pitt...Why not marry him?
    Anonymous 11/15/08 Reply
  • I so don't like Angelina!
    nubianqueenjay 11/14/08 Reply
  • Angelina is gorgeous, all of you haters, have you ever stopped to realize that what you read in the magazines is not always true, and if it was, so what Angelina and Brad make a beautiful couple. Some women can hold a man some can't, don't knock her...
    Anonymous 11/14/08 Reply
    • ! "....some women can hold a man some can't"
      Now there's a pathetic, backwards comment that set women's independence back 200 years!
      It's incredible that with women gaining opportunites to advance themselves as equal human beings, another female...
      Anonymous 11/14/08
  • Angelina has a beautiful face, but her body is not so beautiful. She does not have the bueatiful body to match her face.
    Anonymous 11/14/08 Reply
  • If she had an ass..haha
    Anonymous 11/14/08 Reply
  • she do look sooo nice ...
    DesignDiva21 11/13/08 Reply
  • LoL all you jealous people make me laugh. Anyone could look like that if they had a personal trainer? Sounds like the words of a doughnut addict... I don`t really like Brad but they seem happy together and he does a good job being a dad. Jennifer...
    Anonymous 11/13/08 Reply
  • "She's beautiful inside & out"? Gag!!
    Anonymous 11/13/08 Reply
  • Yeah, well when you have the money she has you can pay for the personal trainer and all the medical treatments you want to make you look good. And, I'm sure she's far from being perfect - she might like to think she is but I really doubt it.
    Grams 11/13/08 Reply
  • African-Americans have always had to suffer at the criticisms of their full lips from racist whites, and it's so ironic that now, aside from breast implants, nothing's more popular among white stars than have artificially plumped-up lips. Some are...
    bryony1 11/13/08 Reply
  • Who says that she is perfect. What a false publicity this is. How can reporting be so lacking of integrity these days. This is the last thing I want to hear or even have any child to see and watch. Nobody needs to encourage lies and denial or high...
    Rosaliedone 11/12/08 Reply
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