On The Spot: Foreign Relations

-Madonna continues her reign of terror among Malawian orphans. After
Jack-o, we nominate her for the scariest celebrity parent.

-Super-cute couple Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are rumored to have
broken up. For the sake of romantics everywhere, say it isn't so!

-Teri Hatcher won the competition for best toilet paper wedding dress
at Eva Longoria's bridal shower. Teri also wins the title worst love
life among the Housewives, in light of her long and loud bouts of
singlehood and infamous blink-and-you-missed-it romance with Ryan
Seacrest.

-In a bizarre love triangle that we'll never understand, Marilyn Manson confirms his relationship with teen actress Evan Rachel Wood, after leaving wife Dita Von Teese. Leave it to Marilyn to be turned on by Evan's psycho performance in Thirteen.