Joey Fatone Defends His Ass

Joey Fatone [says of] his derriere, “It’s big. It’s a little juicy. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s gotta tuck in. I’ve got to push my pelvic bone in.”

Perhaps that horribly queer statement would make more sense to me had I ever watched a single episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” I just can’t bring myself to do it. So I can only go on what I already know, and what I know is that what’s supposed to be a heterosexual man chose the adjectives “big” and “juicy” to describe his own behind. Followed by the verbs “tucking” and “pushing my pelvic bone in.” And he’s less than ten inches from some dude’s junk in the above picture but nobody has a gun to his head. Usually the man saying those kind of words would be wearing a negligee and feathered boudoir slippers. And he’d be yelling, “Our marriage is a fraud!” and “I don’t want none of that mess, honey” while shaking a rubber dildo in the general direction of my baby maker.

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